JOE ALASKEY
Exclusive to DITKO LOOKED UP by Joe Alaskey, Apr '02



I was 10 years old when Spidey first hit the stands. I'd already gotten hooked on the Marvel monster stuff that preceded him. I even remember thinking, "hey, this Amazing Adult Fantasy comic is cool! A whole book drawn by my favorite guy!" Wow, what that became...

So, a year or so later (circa Amazing Spider-Man # 6 or 7), my Dad took me and a friend to NYC to see a ball game. But our young minds strayed elsewhere...

We found Steve Ditko's name in the phone book (!!!!) and promptly called him.

He answered. He sounded busy.

But we stammered and effused about his work as best we could and, to our shared disbelief, were granted a brief conversation with him!!

We asked how he liked doing Spidey; he was cool enough to reply:

"I hope Stan will let me help develop the stories more." Old news now, but, hey, in mid-'63, this was a scoop!!

We asked how he thought up that cool costume. He said, proudly: "That's my job."

We told him what our favorite stories were (#s 2, 3 & 4) and praised the villains. My buddy said he loved the friction with JJJ too.

"Thanks..."

(Uh-oh!! He's starting to sound bored!!) We were already forgetting the rest of what we wanted to ask!!

I then asked him how old he was: a typical kid question. There was a long pause.

"How old do you think I should be?" he asked back.

We waffled some more, instantly embarrassed, and I said: "20? 30...?".

"Better stop there," he said, adding (something like) "go back to 20," very wryly.

And before we could ask if we could visit him at his studio, he finished with, "and I gotta go back to work to keep kids like you happy."

That comment alone was almost worth not visiting him, in retrospect.

And my friend and I have relived this brief brush with His Mysterious Highness often enough to remember it practically verbatim.

What's a memory like that worth?

- JOE ALASKEY


Thanks to Joe for this piece. Joe has put in 15 years as all of the WB classic character voices; "Rugrats" (as "Grandpa Lou"); guest voices for many Cartoon Network series including "Samurai Jack" & "Harvey Birdman"; & the voice of Chuck Jones' "TimberWolf". Most importantly, he is an "age-old Ditkophile!"

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